10 things not to say to the bouncer of a club… especially if you’re underaged
Posted by multippt
1) “My ID? My ID? Do you know who I am?”
2) “You think I look 16? Aw, thank you, that’s so sweet.”
3) Look, I just want to spend 10 minutes. My curfew’s in half an hour.”
4) “My daddy said I could come…”
5) *On your knees* “Please, please, please, please, … ” More »




